hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

(Source: eyevuhlease, via housewifeswag)



punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

(via isiswe)


I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

(via dee-lirium)


nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

im trying to do all of my coursework for next week because my parents are going away and i really just want to be drunk all the time 

but its really not going well




Sail away with me honey


my life is so confusing rn i just need a drink tbh