confessionsofabbwannabe:

Nicole: *makes insecure comments about other girls in the house*

The tag: this whiny ass mayo bitch is opening her jealous mouth again

Brittany: *acts rude and makes fun of other girls in the house*

The tag: YAAAASS BRITT SLAY THEM

(via thanksforcalling)


the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

(via reggiemoo)


kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)




vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares

(via ty-ofthe-tiger)






So I have an interview on saturday yipeeeee finally getting somewhere







when you taking a sneaky picture and the flash go off

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via slapmytitties)